Alan Harper (Two and a Half Men)

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Alan Jerome Harper , later Harper-Schmidt, DC, is the fictional character of the CBS sitcom Two Half Men . Jon Cryer describes the character for the entire duration of the series, the only original lead actor to do so. For his portrayal, Cryer was nominated for the Emmy Primetime Award from 2006-2012, winning awards for Superb Actor in the 2009 Comedy Series and Best Actor in a Comedy Series in 2012.

Alan is a chiropractor, poor father Jake Harper, roommate and friend of Walden Schmidt, ex-husband Judith Harper-Melnick and younger brother Charlie Harper are still alive. He may also be the father of Milly Melnick.

According to Eric Tannenbaum, executive producer on the show, Alan Harper is loosely based on his real life partner, Stephen Deane. Alan is the only character that appears in every series episode.

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Alan lives in sadness, miserable life, persistent poverty, failure, rejection, and being surrounded by people who can not stand it and do not want it. Alan used to be married to Judith, who is the mother of their son, Jake. At some point, Judith and Alan divorced. Alan lost most of his belongings and most of his income was used to pay child support and benefits. Alan drives the Volvo station wagon and has a chiropractic clinic in San Fernando Valley. She becomes annoyed when the individual draws attention to the fact that she is not a drug specialist. The main theme of the event is Alan and his housemates' contrasting ability, including the success of his brother (and later good friends) in dating. Alan is very awkward when it comes to women, and he has some long-term relationships that end badly. Charlie's housekeeper, Berta, described Alan as "the only man who can drive any woman from Charlie's house." This theory proved when Charlie was afraid of his interest in Chelsea's beautiful friend Gail and mistakenly told Alan that he had a chance with her; After Alan had toyed with Gail, he ran away from the house in horror and Charlie's temptation disappeared.

Childhood

As a child, Alan is very intelligent and always gets tremendous value, but is often the victim of bullying and does not get help from Charlie because his brother participates in many things. Not much is known about his relationship with their father since he died of food poisoning when they were young, after Evelyn served the spoiled fish of their father who had been kept in a drawer. Alan's relationship with Evelyn is active but full of pressure. Alan has revealed bitterness to his mother's neglect during her childhood.

Adulthood

Alan went to California State University in Long Beach, but failed to get into medical school. He studied chiropractic in Guadalajara with almost no Spanish language skills. Alan always wanted to be a doctor but he could not get into medical school, and Evelyn did not help him because he did not think he deserved it.

Alan drives the Volvo V70 station wagon in 2001, runs his own chiropractic care clinic in San Fernando Valley, and is upset when people point out that he is not a "real" doctor. She lives in Charlie's living room, where she does not pay rent to Charlie because all her money has been spent on Jake's benefits and care. When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan loses her drive to go to work and feels aimless. He then agreed to pay the rent to Charlie. Alan also had to endure the inconvenience Charlie caused, and the fact that Charlie really wanted him to move permanently. Although Alan sometimes fantasizes about killing Charlie in his sleep, he is destroyed when Charlie is reported dead after being struck by a train.

While he loves his brother and son, Alan hates Charlie, especially since it all seems to fall into Charlie's lap, while Alan has worked hard all his life just to keep failing. (Alan noted at the beginning of Season 8 that only one of Charlie's monthly royalty checks his children's songs more than he produces in a year.) Although he and his brother have an occasional tense relationship, they remain loyal to each other with capable Charlie comforting Alan when he needed it, or Alan had to control Charlie's free shopping. He has a bit of confidence in Jake, mainly because of his lazy and unmotivated attitude, but he loves his son.

Alan also got a bit of sympathy even when terrible misfortunes happened to him, including when he injured himself fixing the dish on the roof, the tortures caused by Charlie's behavior, and his divorce with Kandi.

Generally a good man, Alan has shown some bad manners and cunning motives. When Charlie attends couple-counseling with Chelsea, he gives Charlie false information from a conversation with him. He also hid money from Charlie and refrained from telling Chelsea that he was not Charlie when he was curled up beside him on the couch. Alan reached his lowest point when the above-board idea to raise money from all the "family and friends" to finance an advertising campaign for a chiropractic clinic floundered into a Ponzi Scheme. This prompted him to let his dark side come out, even though he eventually restored everyone's original investment.

Due to its inexpensive, neurotic nature, and incompetent social skills, many people find Alan annoying, even incapable - especially Charlie, Evelyn, and Berta, who call him "Zippy." On his 40th birthday, instead of saying good things about him, everyone shows all his mistakes. In addition, Jake does not seem to have much respect for him, though Jake does not really respect Charlie or Judith, and is generally not rude when he talks to his dad. Though Evelyn had called her a good boy, she added that Charlie had not set the bar very high. He also once seriously suggested he receive some prison time after the alleged assault because he wanted to save money instead of using it to hire a lawyer. This leaves Alan with very few friends (if any).

It is also implied that in the series that God himself did not like Alan, for example when Charlie told Alan about Job, Alan shouted into the sky that he would not lose his faith just to start raining a few seconds later.. The same thing happens in "Pie Hole, Herb" when Charlie refuses to bring Alan back (after throwing him out before), locks him out of the house. Alan also looked miserable as he tried activities such as building cars and modeling puppets, for highlighting his poor social life.

Alan is a bad liar, as evidenced in several episodes where he hastily created a lie to get out of doing things, and Charlie always asks him in more detail to torture him and reveal his lies.

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Wedding

Judith

Judith (Marin Hinkle) is Alan's first wife. She is also the mother of Jake Harper. Judith had divorced Alan, stating that it was a loveless marriage and then made a claim that she became a lesbian. While both were shown arguing in front of Jake at the start of the series, it was later revealed that Judith instigated a divorce. He then demands primary custody, child support, benefits, and literally every cent of Alan's income. He also demanded their home, causing Alan to move with Charlie. Judith had appeared at Charlie's house demanding more money for the various charges she claimed could not be paid with no child support or benefits. She is a housewife and parents who live at home. Judith appears to be a very determined feminist and also a misbehavior, but it seems that she is happier in her second marriage. It is then revealed that Judith's antisocial behavior is not limited to misjudgment, as she has been cruel to her sisters and parents. Nevertheless, the episode continues to show that he continues to abuse Alan to the point of being a comedy gag.

The reason Alan and Judith got married in the first place is because they both have a similar past. Both are very unpopular at school and none of them have a supportive family. Judith then developed an eating disorder and eventually expressed her disbelief at Alan as a result of her bitterness. He always finds the opportunity to make use of it. Before the divorce, Alan actually thought he and Judith were on their way to reconciliation until he received a letter of divorce in the mail.

Usually a bitter enemy to each other, there was a moment in Season 3 where Alan and Judith agreed that Alan should stay in Judith's room again. Their efforts for intimacy were interrupted by Jake because they wanted to keep "business" a secret. After Judith's marriage, Alan did not realize that she had not fully recovered from the divorce. She could not stop thinking about a new man with Judith every time Alan tried to sleep with a new woman.

Judith's second husband was Dr. Herb Melnick (the "real" doctor, who contributed to the insult against Alan's occupation). (She was called Greg Melnick in previous episodes.) As soon as Judith remarried, Alan gets very excited about not having to pay any more benefits because she's doing cardboard checks for her last payment. However, Alan continues to pay child support, which Judith does not need but gladly takes from Alan to make her miserable.

He is generally described as a person who has no sense of humor, bitter, and hypocritical. Judith tells Alan that the reason they are separated is because it did not work, but then she tells Alan that she realizes she's a lesbian, just to change her mind again later. While he saw himself as a lonely and long suffering, Judith was actually very cruel, vengeful, vindictive, irrational, unfriendly, and selfish. According to Alan, Judith is a skinny, scared, needy, and neurotic girl with a strange eating disorder when she meets her, and lives in the shadow of her more attractive sister. This could explain why he grew into a person so bitter, angry, and full of hatred.

Alan and Judith met as teenagers and married young, though Charlie and "others" advised Alan not to marry Judith. She lost her virginity to her during the song Aerosmith (from the episode "Who Is This Vod Kanockers?"). During the breakup, Alan desperately tries to reunite with Judith, unaware that the real reason he keeps calling him and asking him to hurry is to get him to do the work he's always doing around their home. Judith obviously got rid of her and took every opportunity to make her life miserable, though it was sometimes clear that Alan and Judith still had feelings for each other. Once he said: "I do not like you when we get married, I hate you when we get divorced, but I do not think I hate you until you start having sex with that pretty 22-year-old dumbel." Judith also felt sorry for Alan after her second divorce to Kandi, though she insisted that she would not give her a break for an allowance even if she had to pay her to Kandi as well. (He also arranges for lawyers who destroy Alan in their divorce settlement to represent Kandi, though it seems that Alan's financial loss there happened before Kandi abandoned him.) In Season 5 episode, Alan begins dating a divorced woman who befriends him and Judith, but continues to have a vision of Judith and Herb engaging in sexual intercourse, when the divorced woman mentioned that Judith told her that Herb was "the best she had ever had!", leading her date to say that she was not above Judith. Alan and Judith try to date again in Season 3, which is after the divorce, but their efforts for intimacy are always distracted by Jake approaching and Alan must hide. Then when they finally have an uninterrupted time, Alan gets upset because Judith has learned some "new moves." When they quarrel about it, Jake approaches and Alan jumps out of the second-floor window and lands in a thorny bush. At home, he finally realizes that he and Judith do not belong to each other.

Once (though it may be intended as a joke for the audience), it is very implied that Jake may not be Alan's son, as he has a strong resemblance to the three old acquaintances of Judith and Alan who are all dead - ending work (exterminators, watermen and postmen). While it may be a joke, considering Judith's attitude toward Alan, it's not an unlikely scenario. However given Jake's misfortune with the girls recently, he seems destined to have his father's fortune.

Alan even tried to be friends with Judith; However, it is very difficult for him to be happy for the woman who ruined his life.

Judith accused Alan of control, though she dominated the wedding while Alan tried hard to make her happy. His relationship with his parents and his sister was not much better; his mother was an oppressor of alcoholic pills and old recipes; she is called the "poison" parent; and he argued with his sister constantly. Judith had little tolerance for someone she did not like; he is cruel with his brother-in-law; and his first words every time Alan came to his house was "What are you doing here?"

During the divorce process, Alan suffered greatly. He lost most of his possessions after Charlie slept with his lawyer (Heather Locklear), then broke up with him, forcing him to dismiss him before the settlement could be settled. Even after the divorce, Alan constantly begs for Judith's mercy because of his powerful lawyer. Judith remarried in "Smooth as a Ken Doll" to Dr. Herb Melnick, Jake's pediatrician. From that day on, Alan might just pay the allowance to his second wife, Kandi, relieved that there was some time before Judith remarried that she would have to pay her to Judith and Kandi. Maybe Alan did not pay Kandi because he now makes more money than he does, and that he signed the divorce papers because he wanted to protect his income from Alan.

While Judith blames Alan and Charlie for the many shortcomings of Jake, he himself seems to have little confidence in him and is impatient, as he takes his chance to knock him down with Alan at Charlie's house. In Jake's Final Episode, Jake told Alan that the divorce was not his fault and all of Judith's. This shows that even his own son can not deny that he is a truly miserable woman.

In Season 6, Judith throws Herb out of their house and then sleeps with Alan, but their reconciliation ends when Alan realizes Judith is the same angry and irrational man who has divorced her. Judith then tells Alan that she and Herb are waiting for a child, leaving feared Alan to think that he may be a biological father. Judith states that Herb is the father and threatens to kill Alan if he reveals their affair. Judith did not like the fact that her daughter looked like Alan, but Alan seemed happy to show it to her.

Despite saying he loves Herb, Judith seems to treat her in a cruel and unjust way as she treats Alan. Judith's parents seem to prefer Alan to Herb even though Herb is an "authentic" doctor - but they also prefer Alan to Judith. Herb and Alan were good friends, but Judith disagreed, so Herb had to lie to get along with Alan and/or Charlie. During the show, the hatred with Alan and Judith increases to the point that someone will do anything to make the other angry. When he can not afford a nice birthday present for his girlfriend Lyndsey, Alan steals the earrings from Judith's house he got for her when they got married, and after escaping, she decides to steal a nice necklace from Judith as well..

Kandi

Former second wife Alan Kandi (April Bowlby) is one of Charlie's ex-boyfriends, whom Charlie initially mentioned as a backup if there is anything wrong between him and his girlfriend, Mia. When Kandi comes looking for Charlie, who is now more serious about Mia, she meets Alan and they fall in love. They married in Las Vegas, shortly before Alan won $ 500,000. They divorced later, initially because Alan did not want any more children. In the divorce, he received the condo they bought with a casino victory.

When Alan changes his mind and decides that he wants to have a child with Kandi, they do not officially sign their divorce papers. Kandi then hears that he has a lead role on the TV series Stiffs and says that "nobody wants to see a pregnant 'forensic investigator" before signing the papers that end their marriage. Their marriage life was never featured in the episode, which concluded only lasted between the end of the third and fourth season. Early Season 4 Alan noted that after they bought a condominium, Kandi wasted the rest of their Vegas win for clothes and shoes. Alan briefly mentioned Kandi in Episode 5 Season 4 when he told Charlie that he paid the allowance to two ex-wives. He is invisible or mentioned in Seasons 5-9. When Alan gets a chance to talk about his two divorces with Charlie in Captain Terry's "Spray-On Hair", "he only mentions his life with Judith because Charlie is upset about learning he has not satisfied Chelsea as he thinks, and asks Alan for advice because Alan is expert in terms of unsatisfactory women, it can be concluded that Alan has at least had a very happy sex life with Kandi.. Kandi is back in the season 10 episode, "I Scream When I Pee", wants Alan back, but he refuses it for Lyndsey Lyndsey is happy Alan but when Kandi calls Alan in the middle of the night, pretending to be suicidal, he comes to him, and the paparazzi takes a photo, which Lyndsey sees Alan pleads with Lyndsey that nothing has happened but he does not believe it Kandi goes to the house Lyndsey and explain it all Kandi and Lyndsey end up sleeping together, and agree that Alan never knew.Halen was surprised that Kandi and A lan married, and despite being a huge fan of Kandi, Alan did not introduce her to him. Alan and Kandi also did not discuss Charlie's death, though Charlie was the one who introduced them.

Walden

After the apparent death of Charlie Harper (due to Charlie Sheen's departure), Walden Schmidt moved to his home to defend the "Two and Half Men" together. For a very short time, Alan married Walden. They adopted a precocious African-American child, Louis, played by Edan Alexander.

Lyndsey

Alan proposes to Lyndsey in the 12th episode of "Do not Give a Monkey Pistol", and he accepts. Although it was never seen because of the end of the series, it was assumed that Lyndsey eventually married Alan.

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Family

Charlie Harper

Alan has a brother named Charlie. Charlie is a musician, spending a little time on his piano writing jingle for advertisements as well as theme songs for television. Charlie was kind enough to let Alan move into his house without forcing the rent. She really understands the financial situation with Alan's divorce. Charlie also said he did not like Judith. However, Alan's privileges are very limited. Charlie had stated that the restrictions would be lifted if Alan started paying rent, which of course he could not do.

Charlie's carefree life ended, apparently during season 9. It was later revealed that Charlie was cremated. At Charlie's funeral, Alan was the only one who tried to say something positive about his brother. Berta is also one of the few people who express sorrow for Charlie's loss. Evelyn is also annoyed but quickly focuses on Charlie's House. Alan said that the house was given to them at will. Adding to Alan's long list of misadventures, Evelyn said Charlie's house did not pay off. In fact, he had three mortgages, which meant Alan would never be able to pay the house. Evelyn then claims that it is impossible for Alan to find a buyer by himself and that Alan will never be able to finance Evelyn's commission. Alan had his last moments alone with Charlie, but then spilled Charlie's ashes as he found Walden trying to kill himself after divorce. Fortunately for Alan, Walden is a billionaire who needs a new home and Charlie's house is sold to Walden. Alan and Jake were invited to stay in this house after Alan rescued Walden from financial ruin. This makes the status of "Two and Half Men" in the house.

Walden eventually donated Charlie's piano to the music school, causing Alan to experience emotional and mental distress, which continues to the point where he comes to believe that he's actually Charlie. Alan was then sent to a "relaxation facility".

Later it was revealed that Charlie was not dead, but was eventually kidnapped by Rose. He remained captive for years until the end of the series, when he escaped with the intention of killing Alan, Walden, and Evelyn, but was killed by the piano falling just before he could enter the house.

Jake Harper

Alan has a son named Jake.

Louis

Alan is the guardian of Louis, the adopted son of Walden (Edan Alexander).

Jenny

In the premier 11th season, the unauthorized daughter of Charlie Jenny appears looking for her uncle, and displays the features of her father, much to the delight of Evelyn and Berta, but to the frustration of Alan. Alan is upset that Jenny gets a big check from Charlie every month, though she never lends money to her brother.

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Friends

In addition to Walden, who is not a character until season 9, Alan has few friends. Two of them are Herb Melnick (second husband Judith) and Berta, who has a feeling of love hate him.

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Bad luck

Another recurring theme for Alan is that he is constantly hit by extreme misfortune, largely due to himself or Charlie's behavior. This is the cause of his neurotic personality. Her misfortunes usually revolve around women and money. Alan's small fortune was brought to an extreme in "Frodo's Headshots", where he discovered Jake had impregnated his girlfriend, did Walden reveal to Herb that Alan was the father of Judith's daughter, Millie, knowing that Walden had started dating ex-girlfriend Alan Lyndsey when she was in a mental health clinic, beaten with an IRS audit, was told by Walden that he had to move because of the awkwardness he was around Lyndsey, unsuccessful in suicide attempts, abused by male truck drivers, turned in the rain by his own mother, and shot dead by Herb in a storage facility where Walden and Lyndsey moved all of their belongings. While the closing scene reveals that all the events happened in a dream, Alan decides afterwards that in his life, happiness is not in the cards for him. Finally at "Why We Gave Up Women," Alan suffered a heart attack when told by Walden that he could not move again, despite events (from remaining sympathy for his suffering until Walden's marriage proposal to Zoey was denied) allowing him to stay on there because Walden desperately needed a friend.

When Walden first started dating Zoey, he removed his expensive wedding rings and handed them to Alan; while it was initially apparent that Alan had been mortgaging the ring to pay his debts, he saved it and returned it to Walden when Walden asked him, only to watch in horror as Walden then threw the ring into the ocean. Walden says he will give Alan the money, but Alan decides that he will stay at home and maintain the illusion that not taking money from Walden will keep some of his dignity intact.

Cheap

The main point of humor about Alan in this series is that he is so cheap. A lot of Charlie's humiliation and ridicule at Alan usually refers to his reluctance to make the slightest expenditure. She cuts her hair at the barber university, slips the deviled egg into the movie, and tries to avoid checking in the restaurant by going to the bathroom when it arrives, causing Charlie to call her a "cheap little bastard room". In one episode, Charlie joined him in the men's room to make sure he came back and paid half of his check; Alan delayed so long that the women and their checks were picked up by Geraldo Rivera. She finds in the same episode that Alan constantly nags is the result of her saving every spare dollar she has for her past as "Old Alan," and she has collected over $ 5,000 in cash.

In later seasons, his rigidity became more apparent, despite the fact that his financial situation appeared to have improved on paper (he no longer paid benefits, Evelyn promised that he would bear all the costs if Jake magically enters college, and he remains a free resident rent at beach house). When Alan pays a meal for himself, Jake and Charlie, Charlie is very surprised that he is photographing the show and commenting on Alan's opening wallet for the first time.

In one episode, when in the cinema, Alan ordered a $ 25 meal for Jake, only to tell Charlie that he "forgot" his wallet. This leads to an argument in which Charlie complains that Alan says he will pay for parking, which he can not do, because he does not have his wallet. After the queue increased due to their debate, Charlie agreed to pay the bill, as soon as Charlie took out his wallet, Alan ordered a bagel dog to "make it into $ 30". In season 9, Alan did exactly the same thing as Walden when they went to the movies.

When Melissa refuses to return to Charlie's house after Chelsea calls him a bummer to sleep with Charlie, Alan resorts to dogging when he refuses to pay for the hotel. Melissa went furiously to walk home, remarking that it was not far since Alan did not want to waste gas. (Alan reveals in "I Found Your Mustache" that he burned with gas worth $ 3 at a time.)

In the episode "Pie Hole, Herb" Charlie borrowed $ 38 from Alan. Alan is desperate to get every penny back that he tried to steal gasoline from Charlie's car. But since there's not enough gasoline in the tank, Alan points out that Charlie still owes him $ 24.78.

In "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box", Charlie bribes Alan initially with $ 20 to keep him quiet about his relationship with Chelsea. When he still did not want to go, Charlie gave him the $ 40 that Alan originally took but returned a few seconds later, only to Charlie indicating that he only refunded the $ 20 bill instead of $ 40.

In the eight-season episode of "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup" when Charlie and Lyndsey are chatting at night, Lindsey states that Alan is too cheap to pay a prostitute.

Another reason for the cheapness of Alan is that his chiroparactic practice has not been consistently successful. When Alan learned that an old friend and colleague living in the same area had one fast-growing chiropractic clinic, he decided to imitate him by raising money for an advertising campaign, but ultimately running a Ponzi scheme where all the profits went toward the goods luxury for itself.

If Alan sees that whatever is offered for free, he is usually very quickly attracted. When Chelsea's father took Charlie out for drinks and exclaimed that he bought in Alan's ear, he joined them even though they were not invited at first. He also asks Charlie to pay for the drink on his behalf while trying to fascinate a woman.

In Season 5's "Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room," the episode begins with Alan and Jake coming home from a shopping outfit, revealing that Alan bought Jake's clothes that were too big for him, saying that he would grow into them (believing that with Jake growing up many, ordinary clothes are a waste of money). Later in the episode, Alan and Charlie quarrel, so Alan and Jake move on. When they ask Evelyn if they can move temporarily, Jake starts to say that Alan is too cheap for a hotel, before being distracted by Alan.

In Season 8 "Lookin 'for Japanese Subs," Jake tries to produce a volcanic effect in his mouth by swallowing Mentos candy after drinking a can of Diet Coke. Jake's friend, Eldridge, points out that the drink is not an official Coca-Cola brand, with Jake replying, "Yes, my dad is shopping."

In Season 9's "Thank You for the Relationship", when Alan starts acting like Charlie, he tells Jake to take his girlfriend out for dinner as a treat, but only gives Jake a dollar. Later in the episode, Jake tells Walden that Alan is acting so much like Charlie that the only thing left of him is his cheesy.

In the episode of Season 9 "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes," Walden gave Alan his wedding ring made of rhodium, and Alan went to the pawn shop to see what it was worth. Alan did not sell it even if it was worth at least seven digits (when he asked the clerk if the price was a clerk's phone number), in honor of his friendship with Walden. When Walden threw him into the ocean, Alan waited for Walden to return home before diving into the sea to look for him.

In Season 9's "Why We Gave Up Women", when it seemed that Alan had a mild heart attack, he was taken to the hospital. When Walden told the hospital receptionist that he wanted Alan to have the best care and he would (Walden) cover it up, the receptionist told Walden, "You must do it.This guy has the worst insurance policy ever seen.He gets $ 500,000 deductible." Alan's worst cheesy happened during the episode of "Why We Gave Up Women". When he had a heart attack, and Walden had dropped a hundred dollars, he crawled there when he had a heart attack.

Also in season 9, when Walden made Alan his board member Alan finally enjoyed success, receiving a director's fee of $ 50,000 per year and Walden agreed to add Alan's name to the home deed. Despite improvements in his financial situation, Alan continues with his "thrifty" behavior.

In Season 11, when Alan was at the cinema, he went to the refreshment stand and asked for a refill of his soda. The employee said that it was only allowed on the date of purchase and that the cup held by Alan was a cup of Finding Nemo . Alan also mentioned that there were spiders in his popcorn and had to throw them all away. Alan says he wants to talk to the manager when he has a chance and that Alan Harper wants to talk to him and that he knows him. The employee then informs Alan that they all know him.

Sexuality

Although he is a heterosexual who is confirmed, he has implied several times throughout the series that Alan may have bisexual.

• In "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous," Alan starts thinking about being gay himself after meeting a gay man named Greg in a single parent support group. After meeting the man several times, Alan gets congratulated by most of the people he loves for finally "getting out." Alan found himself thinking this could be the reason he had so many broken female relationships. Alan decides to kiss Greg to check if he's gay. When he tries to kiss Greg, however, Greg tells him that Alan is definitely not gay, as he says he knows the gay man... and that even if he, "who you do not" he will declare again, he does not find Alan interesting altogether but found Charlie "pretty." Alan jealously told Greg to get out of his car and leave. Though relieved that he was not gay, Alan said that he felt that "I let down a lot of people."
• In season 7, episode 5 "For Kids", when Alan and Charlie get drunk reading the relief help book and get to the part where they have to list the things they have together. Alan says that they both fight homosexual panic, but Charlie's angry outlook says that only Alan does it.
• When packing Alan's items in season 8, episode 2, "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer," Charlie sings a modified version of "Happy Days Are Here Again" where he inserts a line, "I'll get rid of the weird again, "although this could be a simple case of the classic name call.
• In season 8, episode 12, "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy Dead", Charlie and Alan decide to eat ribs together and watch a movie. Alan said that they did not have to watch the movie because he had recorded Glee, which caused Charlie to accuse him of being homosexual.
• In Season 9, episode 6, Walden and Alan kiss (pretending to be gay) and Walden made a comment "She confessed straight but her lips parted slightly when I kissed her."
• In season 10, episode 1, Walden (drunk, and desperate for a breakup) advised Alan that they became gay and married. Alan was really on board because Walden was rich but Walden immediately dropped the idea. In season 12, Walden and Alan are married but only so that they can adopt a child together.
• In season 10, episode 12, Walden is under stress and confesses that she can not get an erection. Alan says he can help, and after some uncomfortable doubts, says he will go brush his teeth. Walden later said he was talking about getting some kind of medicine to help with the problem.
• In season 11, episodes 9 and 10, Alan dated a transgender woman named Paula who was once a man named Paul.
• In the last 12 - season season, Walden and Alan are married and pretend to be gay so Walden can adopt a baby. They then took care of a six-year-old boy named Louis, and towards the end of the season - they officially adopted him (though it appears that only Walden is Louis' parent, not Alan). In the second episode of the back of the series, Walden and Alan are divorced but keep their friendship intact.

Although he was more cautious than Charlie about sex, Alan did show some sexual aberrations. The fetish of her pregnancy is revealed in "Repeated Blow to Unformed Head," when Berta's pregnant daughter Naomi (Sara Rue) visits and gives birth. In the same episode, she tells Charlie that the best sex she and Judith ever had was when she was pregnant with Jake.

Masturbation

Throughout the series, Alan has a history of masturbation. In season 7 of episode 5 "For Sake of the Child," Alan tells Charlie that he masturbates angrily when he has trouble sleeping. In one episode, Charlie says that he caught Alan having sex with a vacuum, but Alan calls it an "accident." Charlie says that the accident happened once, and he has caught Alan more than once. In the 8th episode of the "Twanging Your Magic Clanger" episode, Alan is watching a porn movie in his bedroom naked when Charlie enters. Then, Charlie finds Alan again watching a naked movie, this time in his living room. Alan finally tells Charlie that he has masturbated because he wants to use his sexual support pill before they end. The next day, Charlie comes home from a date with Michelle, and Alan is in his car listening to Mariachi music while masturbating. That night, Alan went to the cinema and masturbated, which led to his arrest for exposing himself in public, and Charlie once had high morale when he ignored his brother's phone calls asking to be saved from prison. In "Humiliation is a Visual Medium", when asked by Charlie how she copes with her lack of sex she answers "taking a hobby, working hard and yank like a monkey in a mango tree."

He also used Viagra, which his son had accidentally taken. In episode 14 season 8, "Looking for Subs Japan," Charlie states that Alan throws his back trying to have his own fun. In season 8, one morning when Michelle asked Charlie about the sounds she heard her reply that it was Alan masturbating and trying to fall asleep, it was also mentioned in the episode "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt," Alan admits she "masturbates and cries until falling asleep" when Walden was having sex with two women in Charlie's old bedroom. In "Slowly and in Circular Mode", when Walden's mother tried to bribe Alan with sex to choose Walden from his company presidency, Alan declared "It will not work, I masturbate three times before I get here." It is learned in the episode, "Slowly and in Circular Mode" that he can perform auto-fellatio.

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